480: Erotic Fiction
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Headgum
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 22 March 2021
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
In this episode we discuss sexy books, anti-vaxxers, and Amir's externship application at Coca Cola.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgema region. |
| 0:07.5 | Hi, my name is what my name is |
| 0:19.2 | The cheese this dip needs to be locked away hard one and you go or here to save the day |
| 0:24.1 | I'm not ready to leave to go get my degree. I've got some business ideas. It's seemed pretty great to me |
| 0:30.2 | Should I fuck my friends aunt? I can barely decide. I just drank a fit the vodka |
| 0:34.8 | I'm daring to cry. All my life. I was buried a pride my dad never showed affection |
| 0:39.6 | So I YouTube that shit |
| 0:41.6 | Clam dip like a Rosenberg twin my girlfriend is blowing her axe inside the Sims when I was little |
| 0:47.7 | I used to have gym class with goki a substitute teacher stole my phone yesterday |
| 0:52.4 | I lay awake and start myself in a bed in the middle of a Starbucks and shoot myself in the head |
| 0:57.6 | When I'm steaming mad by the way when you see my dad |
| 1:01.0 | Tell him that he was delicious in this biscuit. Hi, my name is what my name is what my name is |
| 1:08.8 | Hi |
| 1:11.6 | What my name is |
| 1:14.4 | Hi, my name is what my name is what my name is what my name is |
| 1:18.6 | My name is |
| 1:20.6 | My name is |
| 1:22.6 | My name is what my name is very nice my name is very nice. What? |
| 1:28.9 | It's from a |
| 1:31.0 | Marshall basically let's get |
| 1:33.7 | Madderly yeah, I know |
| 1:37.0 | Shout the guy out shout the guy out you butchered who with a parody. I love the |
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