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479: Scare Me (w/Josh Ruben!)

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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Actor/Director/Friend Josh Ruben joins us to discuss cursed roommates and blessed bathtubs -- as well as his movie SCARE ME which is on Shutter/iTunes right now!

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0:00.0

This is a headgema region.

0:08.0

All my favorite jokes make no one laugh.

0:14.0

All my favorite podcasts sound like trash.

0:20.0

Love my mom but I don't love my dad, dad, dad.

0:25.0

All my favorite jokes make no one laugh.

0:30.0

I don't know what's wrong with me.

0:35.0

I don't know what's wrong with me.

0:42.0

By the top shot it was 10k but it won't sell and I feel sick.

0:49.0

That was all my girlfriend's savings.

0:51.0

So I'm all alone because she hates me.

0:55.0

I was trying to get rich.

0:58.0

I think God owes me.

1:01.0

Pogging leg with nice but don't take that nickname from me.

1:07.0

All my favorite jokes make no one laugh.

1:12.0

All my favorite podcasts sound like trash.

1:16.0

Love my mom but I don't love my dad, dad, dad.

1:24.0

All my favorite jokes make no one laugh.

1:29.0

I don't know what's wrong with me.

1:33.0

Damn.

1:35.0

That was epic.

1:37.0

That sums up what it is to be a fan of Jake and Amir I think.

1:41.0

All my favorite jokes make no one laugh.

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