Page 94, the Private Eye Podcast.

Hello and welcome to another episode of Page 94.

My name is Andrew Hunter Murray, and tonight we are back once again at the National Theater

for an evening with Private Eye. This is the annual show where an all-star

cast read out selected bits of the private eye annual currently available in all good

bookshops and that cast tonight consists of John Sessions, Jan

Ravens, Lewis McCloud, Harry Enfield and of course the magazine's editor Ian Hislop.

Anyway here it is Hope you enjoy it.

Good evening.

Um...

And to you.

Thank you very, very much for turning out.

I know there's not much going on at the moment.

You've all got very little to do. There is a big elephant in the room.

Obviously, it's quite a big day. A friend of mine went to bed early, got up, Boris said he'd got an enormous

majority. She thought, well, he's lying, so it's been quite a good day.

We, this won't be a strictly topical show. We're bringing the annual to the stage so we're looking back over the year and

so we will start private eye, we have a sort of forum for questions of our own.

The Prime Minister doesn't like answering questions very much from anyone, but we do have a very specific column.

And we have asked him the most important question facing him today, which is,

what exactly Prime Minister was your relationship

with the entrepreneur,

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