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🗓️ 7 June 2023
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Eric joins the show to discuss our hangovers, my oily seltzer, a very public kiss in front of a disgraced bartender, and a roommate who sucks.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Perfect Person in the Show where I'm perfect and you're a person. |
| 0:21.4 | Yesterday me and my friends orchestrated a bar crawl. |
| 0:28.1 | And that little sound effect you heard was from the Eric Striffler out of the air. |
| 0:33.5 | Welcome back to the show. |
| 0:35.7 | Welcome back to yourself as well. |
| 0:37.4 | Thanks because I guess I do the show every week. |
| 0:39.6 | So in a way, I'm being welcomed back every day by the audience, welcome back to my |
| 0:43.6 | ears. |
| 0:44.6 | Welcome back to your ears. |
| 0:45.6 | Welcome back to me. |
| 0:46.6 | What were you just saying about that? |
| 0:48.6 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:49.6 | Well, as the theme song is playing, I heard in my headphones, why is this oily? |
| 0:54.6 | I think for some of my spin drift is a little oily. |
| 0:58.8 | And I don't know why that would be and I can't start to tell, no, that's oil. |
| 1:05.8 | What the hell? |
| 1:07.0 | I thought it was just the condensation of, you know, if you go in a cold room and you |
| 1:11.1 | go to a hot room and all of a sudden, you're sort of sweaty. |
| 1:14.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:15.5 | You don't need to go to the cold room first. |
| 1:17.1 | The hot room's probably still like you sweaty. |
| 1:19.2 | No, but it's sort of like you take something out of the freezer and put it on the counter. |
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