#479 Bitches Be Trippin with Brendan Sagalow

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🗓️ 26 July 2022

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Brendan came over to be on my patreon but we were having way too much fun to keep this content from the public. Smoking weed and talking about bitches, what more could you ask for? Head to Patreon.com/AriShaffir to watch the rest of the episode if you don't already subscribe. If you do, thanks for being a Patron and allowing me to push the limits!

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0:00.0	Now it's a warp tour with my the girl I lost my virginity to it like 18 and I wanted to be the one that's like on her shoulder and everything and the minute we get there
0:09.5	She just fucking pops some ecstasy and just
0:12.4	Goes out into the crowd
0:15.2	We both pop ecstasy and she fucking leaves and I'm like all right
0:20.2	You know it's she was one of those girls too that made you feel insecure because she'd like flirt with other guys around you
0:26.3	So like oh bitch now she's going to get fuck yeah bitch
0:30.7	She's gonna go out and get fingered to less than Jake
0:33.9	Well
0:41.9	And yeah, I like the fuck I got a fucking problem
0:44.9	I love bad bitches, that's my fucking problem
0:46.9	And yeah, I like the fuck I got a fucking problem
0:49.9	If I find somebody real and she fucking proud
0:51.9	Don't bring your girls to the crib, maybe we can solve
0:54.9	Oh, love, it's just a madame
0:56.9	Taking hell along, bitch, give it to me now
0:58.9	Make that thing pop like it's in me, you're benign
1:01.9	Ooh, baby, like it raw, this shit me, shit me, yeah, huh
1:04.9	Ain't sad, get like me
1:06.9	Never met a motherfucker fresh like me
1:08.9	Or these motherfuckers wanna dress like you
1:11.9	But the throne til you don't make your sweat like you
1:13.9	Cause I'm then done again and then again
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