#478 Stabbing at a Bodega with Ryan Long and Chris O'Connor

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🗓️ 19 July 2022

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Ryan Long and Chris O'Connor came over to talk about this crazy story about a bodega owner stabbing a guy to death. Was it self-defense? That's what his lawyers are saying, but apparently, you're not allowed to stab someone if they attack you at your own bodega. Video of the stabbing from the New York Post is on youtube.com/AriShaffir

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0:00.0	But you should have had a taser not a knife.
0:02.0	Should have a taser.
0:03.0	That's the move. You're a bodega owner listening to this for the big bodega population listening to Skeptic thing.
0:07.0	Skeptic thing. Yeah, bodega knows about the guy that Skeptic bump.
0:10.0	I know.
0:12.0	Bodega's all over the city. You're about to get frequented.
0:15.0	I don't know if this is good.
0:16.0	Go into a bodega after this podcast comes out. See if any of you else is there.
0:20.0	That Skeptic tank bump.
0:21.0	You know, statistically if this guy just got stabbed, you're probably good.
0:25.0	They don't have that.
0:26.0	You're made out of stabbing that. Not that soon.
0:56.0	Come in. Come in at your.
0:58.0	You know, I heard the good job time for some exit just the fraction of the
1:02.0	Brexit.
1:03.0	I got the current.
1:04.0	We're under interference.
1:05.0	It's a satellite.
1:06.0	Shout in a bad light.
1:07.0	Sing it again.
1:08.0	And I know that I'm getting right.
1:10.0	It's an example.
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