479: And So To Bed

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Ohhhh big stretch. Regular Features is all snoozy and cosy in bed! It is so warm and nice under the Regular Features duvet, we could just stay here forever. Do you want to climb in with us? There's a space here just for you! Don't worry about that thing you've got to do, just wiggle your way in between us and have a big yawn and a nice rest. That's right. We'll blow you sweet little kisses while you drift off. There we are. In this episode, Steve's got all sleepy. Joe can levitate now. And Log conjures James Van Der Beek. Shhhh. Shhhh.

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular features, a regular, regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are regular features, a regular features, show.
0:08.0	Oh, I don't know if you can see me, but I'm just twisting my wrists around right now in what is a theatrical yawn, because this is a very sleepy episode of regular features.
0:21.3	Pop on your little mask that you use to block out the light,
0:25.8	the glaring light of the sun that's beaming in through your window.
0:28.8	As you sleep during broad daylight.
0:32.4	You did today.
0:34.0	You told me.
0:35.4	That's true.
0:36.0	It was in, yeah, whatever.
0:37.4	I'm sleepy. I'm sleepy. Please leave me alone. I'm sorry. It was in, yeah, whatever. I'm sleepy.
0:38.4	I'm sleepy.
0:39.0	Please leave me alone.
0:40.5	I'm sorry, I didn't mean to shout.
0:42.0	Put in your ear blockers so that you'd no longer hear the incessant scratch, scratch at your bedposts that is us.
0:53.3	And then finally, just stop breathing and faint because that's exactly what we're doing
1:00.1	in this episode of regular features, the sleepiest most low energy podcast that you've ever
1:05.8	heard.
1:06.5	If you're looking for Octane, take a hike, Bozo, because it's not here.
1:11.0	There's not...
1:11.6	If it was old-fashioned petrol, it'd be one star.
1:14.8	And if it's a review on iTunes, the same.
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