Three comebacks to win any argument, no mercy edition.

Number one, hey, I heard you graduated top of your class at Poop University.

Number two, hey, congratulations.

I heard about your new promotion to VP.

Very poopy.

Number three. Hey, congratulations. I heard that there was an election and you just became mayor of Poop Town.

It was people, people wrote, because everybody wrote in your name.

The incumbent mayor was a shoe-in, or so they thought early polling showed that he was a favorite because he actually had done a lot for the city.

City Council really enjoyed working with him. His constituents were really happy with what he

was doing when it came to cleaning up the parks and revitalizing the waterfront and he lowered

property taxes. He made it easier for small

businesses to thrive through various incentives there was also a bunch of like small

government loans that went with very low interest

so it was actually

it was a good time to start a business

and

the schools also improved

under him he did a really good job working with the school boards

but everybody wrote in your name okay working with the school boards.

But everybody wrote in your name,

because you smell like poop.

TVTL.

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