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🗓️ 27 November 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | T'was the holidays at Starbucks red aprons tied up, warm wishes and names written on festive red cups. |
| 0:09.2 | The chocolatey mousse latte is here to cozy things up, topped with mokker cream moose for a finishing touch. |
| 0:16.6 | Two lattes in hand, one for you and one for me, because together truly is the best place to be. |
| 0:24.3 | The holidays are served now at Starbucks. |
| 0:27.5 | Subject to availability while stocks last. |
| 0:31.9 | Runk. |
| 0:35.4 | Hey, what's up? Welcome, everybody. It's episode 477 of Congratulations. |
| 0:39.7 | It's on and popping. |
| 0:41.5 | And thank you for listening. |
| 0:55.3 | Congratulations. Oh, two-old. Uh, also thanks to legend, for example for |
| 1:10.3 | for sponsoring this episode. We preach. We love you. And, uh, you know, it's, uh, a beautiful time in Los Angeles. It's a beautiful time in Los Angeles because it's, uh, really nice. And whenever I go anywhere else, I realize, oh, because I'm in L.A., I go, oh, I don't want to, |
| 1:27.7 | this is getting crazy. Because also, I'm not technically in L.A., right? I'm an hour out, |
| 1:32.9 | and I'm an hour out. And I forget that I'm kind of in L.A. But let me tell you something, |
| 1:40.5 | dude, when you're close to L. not in la yeah the california taxes suck |
| 1:46.3 | but you get to kind of like have the best weather right so you get to just be close to |
| 1:53.8 | l a but you have to deal with the riffraff so when i leave i go to l a x i go through la and i go yeah |
| 1:59.5 | yeah i'm i left here this is it's good i left here and then i go to LA, because I go through LA and I go, yeah, yeah, I left here. |
| 2:01.2 | This is, it's good, I left here. |
| 2:02.9 | And then I go to a city, another city, and there are a lot of really nice cities. There are a lot of really nice other cities. Like I went to Kansas City, it's a nice city. I went to Omaha. Maybe that's nice, I have no idea. This was there on a Sunday, nobody was out, except for at my show, but like in the daytime on, |
| 2:17.8 | Omaha is one of those cities. |
| 2:19.7 | We're on Sunday. Nobody was out, except for at my show. But like in the daytime, Omaha is one of those cities. |
| 2:19.5 | We're on Sunday. |
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