#477 Deep Waters with Ari Shaffir - Pt. 1

Tuesdays with Stories!

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Mark and Joe open up the show by lamenting having non-teacher adults in classrooms. Who are they?! Nobody knows! If you know, please don't reach out.
Then - a fourth boy joins Mark, Joe and Chuck in the room - Ari Shaffir jumps in between the gays! That's right! Ari Shaffir saw the comments about how much the listeners do NOT want guests so he decided to make them upset.
Ari also has a new special Ari Shaffir - Jew. So he's here to breakdown Mark's upcoming wedding plans with the boys!

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0:00.0	Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro.
0:03.0	That's all I know how to do.
0:04.0	Great, good to be here.
0:06.0	Welcome to Tuesdays with Stories!
0:09.0	Hit her in the face with a surfboard.
0:11.0	And then the duck fell out of his bag!
0:13.0	Ha ha ha ha!
0:15.0	Surf's up!
0:17.0	And she didn't even flush.
0:19.0	Knock knock.
0:20.0	Who's there?
0:21.0	Mark Norman and Joe Liss.
0:23.0	Yeah!
0:24.0	This Tuesdays with Stories everybody.
0:26.0	No, that's terrible.
0:28.0	This is supposed to be cheesy.
0:30.0	My radio is spitting at me.
0:34.0	I can't choose who I'm from.
0:36.0	We're back!
0:37.0	This is it!
0:38.0	We're live!
0:39.0	Welcome!
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