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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4764 Old School

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew are getting ready for the TBTL-a-Thon in Valley City, which is only ONE WEEK away! Plus, Luke has an update on his neighbor relations after finally getting his field grass mowed before the Fourth of July fireworks. And Luke is feeling very conflicted about tonight's World Cup match now that Donald Trump got involved to overturn a red card.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So you got a boyfriend in the moment?

0:04.0

Me? No. You?

0:07.0

I don't have a boyfriend. Or a girlfriend.

0:11.0

No, not me. You can't tame the J-Dog. The J-Dog's just...

0:15.0

What's the J-Dog?

0:17.0

Well, that's me. I'm the J-Dog.

0:19.0

Where's that from? Well, it's street language.

0:22.6

You know, you just take the first letter of your name and you put dog on the end of it and all the other dogs sort of respect you.

0:28.6

Okay.

0:29.6

TVTL.

0:35.6

They said it would happen and it has. The day when you could go to the movies without leaving your living room. You wouldn't have to go to the movies. The movies would come to you. Well, they are coming to you. If you're ready for them, via videotaped cassettes, you can play on your home television set. All right, you guys like impressions? Here's that guy, Bob, from Bob's Burgers. Hi, I'm Bob from Bob's Burgers. How about that show, Archer? You watch that show, Archer? Here's that guy, Archer. Hi, I'm Archer from that show, Archer. Now, what if those guys met? Hey, Archer, it's Bob. Hey, Bob. It's Archer. Thank you.

1:11.0

I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out.

1:13.6

I don't know if it's video games or what, but it's so unfair to, after something like this,

1:18.7

to blame people in the backseat or say they deserved it.

1:22.2

Ack!

1:23.7

Ah!

1:26.3

Oh, it feels good to laugh.

1:28.9

And boom goes a dynamite.

1:31.9

Well, all right.

1:33.1

Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TVTL,

1:36.3

the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

1:39.2

Sorry, Billy Joel.

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