Welcome to a sandwich and some love in everybody. I'm Kelly Razzberry Evans, along with my husband and podcast co-host Alan Evans.

Thank y'all for joining us after our brief respite, our brief spring break. Thank you for allowing us some time just to not record a podcast. It's been a while. It's been a lot of force to sit in the room with microphones in our faces. I kind of forgot what to do.

Obviously, what are we supposed to do? All the notes you, Mr. I always take notes and have an outline tell everybody what you've got written down for the show tonight. Sometimes you speak from the heart.

That's fine too. You can speak from the heart because I have. I think you hold on look. I think you have you have a hair. I'm not doing a bit. You have a hair and this is either a really long nose hair on the end of your nose or it's just a loose hair.

Well, if I pull this thing and it's attached, you have been walking around all day with about a half a inch hair growing out of the end of your nose. Okay, here we go. Yes, here we go.

It was a loose hair. There you go. It was a loose hair. I wouldn't put it past it to be a hair. Have you ever woken up? And suddenly there's like a three inch hair growing out the side of your head. You don't know how it happened.

Yeah. Or on your arm. It's like this random wild hair over night grew three inches. Yeah. Why? I don't know. And I don't think that's necessarily an age thing. That's happened to me when I was younger. It's like a random like around my temple area, like right past where your eyebrow is. One day you wake up and there'll be this long hair sticking out the side of your head.

Okay. So we're doing we're doing a weird hair talk. No, no, this is good. Show prep out. No, no, this is good. Thank God I had a hair hanging off my nose. We had something to talk about.

Remember when we talked about the genetic genetic weird thing I have called Frank's sign. Something about your ear. Yeah, I have creased earlobes. Yeah.

And supposedly that's a precursor to heart disease around life. Yeah. Yeah. So all that joking you did about you living longer might might actually come to a joke that's serious. I probably will.

And you know, okay, I'm bunny hole in all over the place, but you know what we got to kill his clap back tonight. And we're going to go into that. No idea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, remember when we talked about Frank's sign. Okay. Here is another very strange genetic. I don't even what you call a mutation that I have. Okay. So on your hand.

My left hand matter on the back of your hand. It doesn't matter which hand either hand. Yeah, you have the back of your palm. And then you have what is this called between your palm and your first knuckle.

Or is that a second knuckle? That's not a palm. What do you call the back of your hand back your hand back your hand and then your finger just. Yeah, just in between the back of your hand in that knuckle.

There's usually hair on a man's hand to see how that hair. Yeah, I have little light ones. You just can't see them. Now, not many people have hair between the first knuckle and the second knuckle. Hardly anybody does.

I think I do very little ones, don't I? I don't know. I can't see. No. Look what I have only on my ring finger on that space.

I can't put it too close to me. I have my reader zone. I have a hair that has one hair. I have one hair. And it has grown there ever since I was a kid. And I learned in school. That's a genetic mutation.

That's ridiculous. It's not ridiculous. One hair growing on a piece of your finger is not that's.

Listener, if you have a hair growing between your first and second knuckle on the back of your hand, email us at podcast at Kelly and Alan dot com.

Well, it's a genetic mutant readers. I can't see that close. Let me see your hand. Well, honey, I don't know. I can't. I know if that readers. I can't see.

I can't see boo. No, see, you're you're well, you've got real foot like thin furry faint hair on the back of your hand. But and then you've got a little bit on your between my and knuckle and my finger.

But then on on the ends of your fingers, you don't have any. That's so. And if that's just look at you, you little mutant. Look, look at that. I can't. Is to your holding too close my face.

It's long too. And I've pulled it before. That's some bitch grows back every single time. Well, there you go. There it is. You see, I have a hair that grows out of my chin.

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