#4757 Burt So Good

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2026

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Luke is trying to navigate a delicate situation with one of his neighbors, and Andrew is NOT helping. Plus, a listener unearths the infamous audio of Burt Reynolds reading Moby Dick, and it lives up to its baffling reputation. And Luke finally unleashes his two Subway Takes-esque opinions into the world. But is the wo rld ready?

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0:00.0	Over the years, Michael's voice has come down several octets let me finish,
0:05.3	and all of the cigars and the brandy don't let me finish can now be heard.
0:10.3	Okay.
0:10.8	I've not finished.
0:12.8	Right, so Michael Cain's voice now in the Batman movies and in Harry Brown.
0:19.5	I can't go fast because Michael Cain talks very, very slowly.
0:26.6	Right, this is how Michael Cain speaks.
0:29.6	Michael Caine speaks to his nose like that.
0:32.6	He gets very, very specific.
0:34.6	When it gets loudly, it gets very loud indeed.
0:38.0	It gets very specific. It's not quite nasal enough the way you're doing it, all right?
0:42.0	You're not doing it the way he speaks. You're not doing it with the kind of, and you don't do the broken voice,
0:48.8	when it gets very emotional. Well, it gets very emotional indeed. She was only 16 years old.
0:59.5	She was only 60. You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. That's Michael Cain.
1:01.5	TBTM.
1:31.2	Now, if you haven't heard of these young men, then you must be the wrong age because they're rock and roll specialist. No one enjoys James Bond more than I do. They're all great movies. There has not been a James Bond movie that's not a 10 out of 10. You proud of that? You proud of that sentence you just said? Yo, you said we was going to be dancing. You said we was going to be partying. You said we was going to be doing what we do. Everyone says great things about you, the posture, the haircut, the tiny feet.
1:32.2	It's amazing.
1:33.2	They hold you up.
1:34.1	But they do.
1:35.0	Ha, ha.
1:36.9	Ah, they do.
1:47.1	All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TVTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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