#475 Swingers on a Plane with Anthony Devito
Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank
Ari Shaffir
4.6 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 14 June 2022
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Anthony Devito who once attended a swingers party and I sat on a plane and talked about Kansas City’s least known underbelly of fat people hook ups. KC is known for their third rate barbecue and second rate jazz but they’re actually number one in multiple sex partners among people who should have no sex partners. This is not the first podcast I’ve done on a plane. There was one a long time ago I did with Joe Rogan. But this is the first one I did with video. It’s wild what you can do when you don’t care about people looking at you weird. You guys can act like the people sitting in front of us looking back at two losers publicly making fun of people getting some nasty.
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Yellowman- Night Flight
Eddie Floyd - Big Bird
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - I Believe I can Fly
Pink Floyd - Goodbye Blue Sky
Mos Def - Leaving on a Jet Plane
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | So did you stay or no we already had no I didn't I got my check and I kind of got out of there just because like the energy seemed like |
| 0:08.6 | You know I'm like I'm like the movie blade where it's like the nightclub becomes goes from a nightclub to their all vampires |
| 0:15.3 | And all of a sudden like yeah, yeah, I feel too |
| 0:17.4 | I was like these people might eat me like it was just so sexually charged and concentrated |
| 0:23.1 | Right um and so yeah, I kind of just got out of there. They did have security there though |
| 0:28.3 | Which I was interesting |
| 0:58.3 | I |
| 1:07.4 | Hey everybody are you sure fear here and wait me wait maybe don't know everything about me |
| 1:12.4 | I name is tan of comedian, but something you might not suspect is that even though I'm a stand-up comic |
| 1:18.2 | Not really not a very good writer |
| 1:20.6 | Never been a very good writer. I actually I don't even know how to do it. I might my my OCD |
| 1:24.7 | No, not so CD. What's the other one for learning disabilities? What's the one where like rich kids or middle class kids couldn't |
| 1:31.4 | Didn't want to study so they just got their parents to fucking write them a note saying |
| 1:38.8 | I'm saying they did different ways of learning |
| 1:41.8 | Learning disabilities. Yeah, and so I just never it's a mixture of that and I'm just lazy |
| 1:47.0 | I've never really sat down and written much and it shows, you know |
| 1:50.2 | More of a physical comic than I am a conversational and physical comic than I am a witty guy |
| 1:55.0 | You see a guy like Mark Norman and you're like damn those are well written lines |
| 1:58.4 | And you see guy like me though like can you repeat his jokes? I'm not really I did have a good time when I wash them and you will have a good time |
| 2:06.8 | June 17th at the Pantages Theater of Minneapolis, Minnesota and |
| 2:10.7 | the Vic theater |
| 2:13.0 | June 18th in Chicago Illinois. You'll both have a good time there |
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