Come with me to try the Yuzu pepperoni cup Ranch Modca pasta at Sausage Hole Collective.

This charming windowless food shack is a gem in the crown of Los Vagangeles, North Ohio.

Tonight, we're here to try their Dubai chocolate, cream cheese, everything bagel, cinnamon bun.

And you can't leave without going to Break Up Bang's Burger House right next door and trying their Karnaburger with extra voresauce.

These two local favorites hit the spot every time.

TVTL.

I don't have a soul, but I guess.

That's an intergalactic space greeting. It means hello, space brothers.

Do not put that on the imaginary radio show.

I don't know if it's video games or what, but it's so unfair to after something like this to blame people in the backseat or say they deserve it.

I don't know who that is and I don't care to find out.

Oh, I get it. You're joking. See? I'm cool. I get jokes. Listen, please, please, please. If anybody doesn't know the difference between a valance and a jobbo, I really need you to leave. Shh. I get it. I know who you are. It's been explained to me. I'm into it. Let's talk.

All right. Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

You can do whatever you want to in life, just make sure you do it well and you do it with passion.

My name's Luke Burbank. I am your host.

I like turtles.

Coming to you from Los Angeles, California.

California got sunshine.

Specifically the Hollywood area, specifically the

intersection of Wilcox and Sunset, where we still do not have much clarity on what the deal is with Hit Boy.

But we know a lot of other things, and we're going to talk about them today on the program.

If you're scoring at home, it's episode 4,747 in a collector's series.

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