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The Tim Dillon Show

473 - Pete Hegseth, War Crimes, & The Breakfast Rush

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Tim discusses Trump’s escalating conflict with Maduro in Venezuela, how Pete Hegseth may have played a part in committing a war crime, a Sabrina Carpenter song being used in an ICE deportation video, Sydney Sweeney making an appearance on The Tonight Show, and a man who took out both his parents in a Long Island deli. 

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0:00.0

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0:32.5

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show.

0:40.4

A young man killed his parents in Long Island in a Long Island deli.

0:45.0

And I read about this on Long Island.

0:49.0

There is a deli, I believe, in Beth Page.

1:03.0

And a young man who was troubled, he had a drug addiction, killed both of his parents, I believe, stabbed them to death in a Long Island deli. And I don't like hearing that because that's where I grew up.

1:08.7

And I don't, I don't like to hear that now this isn't as rare as you'd

1:16.3

think on Long Island there's actually a lot of people who do kill their parents this is true

1:22.8

and it's something that it's something that that just hangs in the air is that people kill their parents on Long Island.

1:33.5

This is not something that's completely unheard of.

1:36.2

Unfortunately, this does happen.

1:38.7

And, you know, I get it.

1:44.4

Obviously, I would never kill my parents and I would never want anyone to be killed

1:48.4

and I would never want anyone's parents to be killed.

1:50.8

And I would certainly never want anyone to be killed in a deli,

1:53.8

which should be a place of love and kind of, you know, reflection.

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