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🗓️ 29 November 2025
⏱️ 77 minutes
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| 0:29.8 | NBC News can now project that Donald Trump has won the state of Wisconsin |
| 0:35.0 | which means he is the winner of this race and will |
| 0:37.6 | return to the White House as this country's 47th president. |
| 0:46.9 | Name me one country that's ever done communism the right way. |
| 0:50.5 | Nobody can afford to live because of the billionaires. |
| 0:52.5 | Oh, you're so fucking ridiculous. You really sound like a fascist. You're a fascist. Oh, everyone's a fascist. Everyone's Hitler. |
| 0:59.4 | You sound like Hitler. Everyone's Hitler. Everyone's Hitler. The |
| 1:13.6 | The Gubble-Gobble, goblu gobble, happy Thanksgiving. |
| 1:47.8 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. |
| 1:51.2 | What if you got to heaven and God was just doing a podcast? |
| 1:54.7 | What if that was what it was? |
| 1:56.8 | What if that was it? |
| 1:58.0 | You get to heaven and God hands you a mic and you sit on a couch and you're like, |
| 2:03.2 | it never ends? |
| 2:05.1 | And God's like, no, I'm in an ad deal. |
| 2:07.9 | What if that's it? |
| 2:10.3 | And God's like, isn't this wild? |
| 2:14.3 | You're like, yeah, it's crazy. |
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