#4709 411 Is A Joke
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Andrew got into a big fight this weekend…with his car. Meanwhile, Luke's attempts to meet his new neighbors are thwarted by impatient Jeep drivers. The Seattle Times FINALLY investigates the curbside garbage scam that Andrew has been telling everyone about for years. And the TBTL Merch Store has a new offering!
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| 0:00.0 | Little BG on me. I do HR, it means human resources. |
| 0:04.0 | Here at TAC, my name is Eric Rossdale. |
| 0:08.0 | Some people call me cool Eric. They called me that once. |
| 0:11.0 | Some young people too, some one young person did that. |
| 0:14.0 | I love people, to say that another way. |
| 0:17.0 | I love people. |
| 0:19.0 | That one's got a little more fun to it, doesn't it? |
| 0:21.6 | TBTL |
| 0:23.6 | Hmm. |
| 0:28.6 | I thought I was shame eating in private. |
| 0:30.6 | What is shame eating? |
| 0:32.6 | I don't think we have enough time for that tonight. |
| 0:35.6 | As I tried to explain before, you cannot get honey from a hornet's nest. I just don't think there's any science to support that, buddy. There's some very basic science out there supporting that. Trust me, pal. What a fun, terrifying joke. That's science. These are facts. In science, we call that a hypothesis. You find something to back it up and we can talk. |
| 0:54.6 | Now, if you excuse me, I was watching Mama's family. |
| 0:56.8 | This will be blown way out of proportion. |
| 0:59.7 | You have my word off. |
| 1:02.8 | Well, all right. |
| 1:03.9 | Hello, good morning, everyone, and welcome to a Monday edition of TBTL, the show. |
| 1:08.9 | It just might be too beautiful to live. Oh, and the adventure begins again. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. You're still doing a podcard? Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the Mighty Columbia. I'm trying to multitask here, which is a bad idea. I'm grabbing little packets of Splenda, or a little packet of a Splenda, but it's been sitting here on the broadcast console for so long that it may have sort of ossified into a solid block of Splenda that cannot be then dispersed into the coffee cup. |
| 1:42.5 | And so I had to grab another one, but thankfully we've averted that disaster. |
| 1:47.2 | And we are, the other, |
| 1:49.7 | Andrew's not gonna like this, |
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