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Genius Bar

47: The LAST EPISODE of Genius Bar

Genius Bar

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Tech News, Technology, News, Business

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2021

⏱️ 152 minutes

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On what could be the last episode of Genius Bar, we go off the rails from start to finish with special guest Luke Miani. Happy new year everybody!

This episode is sponsored by The Jordan Harbinger Show! Want another new podcast to look forward to each week? Head over to http://jordanharbinger.com/start.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Wouldn't it be great if when you went to buy a computer or after you bought a computer?

0:06.4

If you had any questions, you could ask a genius. Well, that's what we've got. This is called the Genius Bar.

0:14.0

Can we three? And Luke, me, honest, is four. Okay. Is that your opinion? I'm just going to use that as the intro.

0:36.9

All right. We just did a thumbnail. Welcome to Genius Bar, everybody. I'm using that Luke. How's everybody doing? Hang on just a second as I pour myself a drink here.

0:47.2

What kind of a glass are you using? Is that a toilet bowl? It's ew. Where's my? I need a big sound effect.

0:55.7

I'm drinking out of a of a gold toilet bowl. What are you guys doing with your life? Not doing that. Genius bar episode. What is it? 4647? Sam, why are you having a face? Just give me a second. Are you this upset? I'm just processing what's happening. Oh, everybody. Look me on it.

1:24.7

Yeah, look me on it. The only guest who wasn't forced or the only guest to return.

1:37.7

Can we go back to realizing what John just did? So for the audio listeners, he had a mug that was a toilet, but they call me Sam Quick Fingers Cole. So I got this already.

1:47.7

I literally found that sound bite and put it on the roadcaster that quickly. I'm pretty proud of me. They call me. You guys know, I'm actually Jamie from the Joe Rogan experience. Wow. They go undercover. Are you jealous? Sam? Is that the problem? Holy. No, I'm pretty quick though. I think you might be jealous of the golden toilet bowl mug. That's really gross. Who would you get that? No, I open it and Korean Hick on it.

2:18.5

And I was like, because I was like, okay, I need something to drink from every week on the podcast because I always have like 18 drinks around me. And so golden toilet bowl for the toilets. God is the best is the best we could do.

2:29.5

Luke, did you have a Christmas? Did you have a Christmas?

2:34.5

Yeah, I was actually getting a party. I was actually very naughty. So I didn't have a Christmas. I was I got coal this year. You got coal now just kidding. I'm home for Christmas.

2:46.5

It was great. Spent time with family. Nice little small gathering. Sam might take it from the before sentence that you did not have a Christmas.

2:57.5

No, I was I was a very dirty boy this year. Santa said, Santa said we saw that only fans. And no, I passed with mine.

3:09.5

They got it. I'm glad we made it him. He's really checking all the links. No, my dad has fucking COVID. What?

3:16.5

No. So yeah, I like how you said that like good job, dad.

3:22.5

And that's not his fault. It like the past week of my life so much has happened. And I it's just been like interpersonal relationships and like family stuff aside from it's just been a lot. So yeah, I had a week. So yeah.

3:36.5

I hope you put a guy to join the Christmas. No, Sam, you want to cancel the show and just I was like, I wasn't that sad about it. And then it was like Christmas day at 7 p.m. And I was like,

3:47.5

Oh, Sam, what the fuck do you like FaceTime me or FaceTime Luke or both of us? Yeah, I'm just ruined your guys as Christmas.

3:56.5

No, no, no, no, my Christmas is like retroactively ruined because yeah, because now I feel like an asshole for having a good time.

4:05.5

The reason I was sitting here with Jubalyns and Glee and you were sitting there all sad and I could have done something about it.

4:12.5

See, I was only sad for like a little bit. I got a discord and played with my friends and went on like my friend Max's or Lupa's stream.

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