This is a head gum podcast.

What's up? You Riddietz? It's Hey Riddler. I'm Adolfi. I'm JPC. And I'm Aaron Keith.

And boy, oh boy, are you Riddietz? Just for listening to this, for downloading this,

for taking some friends advice. If I can't check out this show, it's pretty good. Boy,

is there egg on your face? Yeah, you're a bunch of puzzle. You're an open egg face sandwich.

You have a bunch of puzzle. You dumbass rids. You have a bunch of nin compuzzles.

Do you want to know an insult that someone said to me in my life that haunts me?

Yeah, I guess. Oh, yeah, look, that's all guess. Bird eyes.

Bird eyes.

Bird eyes.

Bird eyes twice. No, my sister. You'll frog fruit.

My sister Molly said Aaron can't eat eggs without it getting in her hair.

Whenever she eats scrambled eggs, it always gets in her hair. She's such a mess.

Oh, the egg hair keef. I know.

That sounds like a medieval, like, we now present to the court the egg hair.

And then I fall down the stairs. Then you fall down the stairs and die.

Egg hair keef sounds like a drink that I would order without totally understanding what it is.

I'm like, I don't have an egg hair keef. I think it has egg whites in it.

It's $17. It must be worth it. This place is so nice. Do I have bird eyes?

I might have said it twice.

Technically, everyone has bird eyes if they look like you.

It's a compliment. Oh my god. Yeah, it's a compliment.

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