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No shit. Oh Sherlock. It's Hey, Rural Rittle. I'm out over 5. I'm JPC and I'm Aaron Keith and we are in your basement.

Are we?

Close out your basement.

Are basements regional in the United States? I feel like some houses don't have basements.

So there are places like I think in because I'm Ryan's from Miami. They're.

They can't have basements there because it's below sea level. Same with no. Yeah, they bury their dead in the sky.

They shoot them in t-shirt cannons.

That houses. That houses. But yeah, we're not where I'm from in Indiana like everybody had basements and that's where you frickin hung out.

It's where you keep your guns and your tanks. And their mom's I don't think England has basements. Yeah, they do, but they're called Jerry Olflats.

Hey, Aaron. Do you mind if we go back to the fun premise I had that we're in the listeners basement? Sure. Yeah, but I just want to clarify who has basements.

Do you mind? Aaron, do they have basements in Boston? Okay, great. Hey, what in your basement?

And we're not going to do anything weird. We're just doing some laundry. We are see what happened was our machine broke our machine broke because we tried to wash a dog of it.

We put spaghetti in a washer. We're going to be really quiet. And then the next noise you hear from your basement is us.

Listen, listen, one, two. Do you hear that? That was us in your basement. That was Aaron throwing a dog.

Pena got you guys. Damn y'all suckers. Wow, you got us with the classic penis roast.

So speaking of Aaron, the speaking of Aaron. By the way, that's my Starbucks order. Speaking of Aaron.

I like roasts. I like my roasts. I like my sweet. Aaron just gave me a look. A look that honestly would work on being a bar.

Oh, I'm so sad. I'm sorry. I would have said cream sweetener works. Yeah, sweetener. Okay. Yes. So I'm an old man puzzles. And I have some middle aged. I have middle aged puzzles. I'm young puzzles. I'm terrible. I'm I.

Aaron, Aaron acquiesce to middle aged so easily. Yeah, that's that's nice. And then wait. Oh, yeah. Aaron, you're canonically 19 years old. Yeah. I have some listeners submitted. There's like more of a riddles, but they're just like riddles. And then I have some bad news after that.

Oh, I'll think the bad news first, please. No, we're going to focus on the task at hand. I want my ice cream for dinners.

So a listener named Mark Stone and he gave this permission to use his name made up name. It's a made up name. That's why we got permission sent us some riddles. And I'm going to do some of them. Not all of them. I'm going to save them because they're very, very good.

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