The London Philharmonic Orchestra have launched a brand new podcast hosted by me, Yolanda Brown.

I asked the players from the LPO some of the most asked questions from the world of classical

music, so you don't have to. From the classical music traditions that we're not sure should still exist,

to what makes classical music still relevant in the 21st century.

We'll get to the bottom of some of classical music's most contentious conundrums with plenty of chit-chat along the way.

Tune in now wherever you get your podcasts.

These aren't the stories your mother told you.

No, these are the other your mother told you. No. These are the other stories.

Like the naked homeless prophet wearing nothing but a sandwich board that reads,

The end is nigh, I am warning you, everyone, that Santa is coming.

Seriously, would you let a giant man with a bag full of God knows what crawl into your house

whilst you're sleeping on any of the day of the year?

No, and yet this guy comes sneaking in, spreading his good

cheer like snowy ectoplasm, leaving presents like a giant basement rat and stealing the affection

of our world's children. He steals the affection. This monster must be stopped. And so we've got

three new soldiers for the fight who've joined in with the Hawking Cleaver officers. Owen Bailey Byrne, this guy can roast a man like no other.

We're cutting jokes, but also with flame throwers.

I think he got one from Elon Musk.

Toby Miller.

Toby Miller came to us in a dream and then kicked down the door of our minds

and into our reality. He is the dream warrior.

And legend has it he can give a person a

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