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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

#469 - Steve Simeone

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.818.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2017

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

Steve Simeone, Comedian and writer, seen on Comedy Central's "This Is Not Happening" and heard as the host of the, "Good Times With: Steve Simeone" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.

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Recorded on 04/03/2017.

 

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0:00.0

I made it. He goes, there were guys at Crest Hill that would get development deal after

0:04.1

development deal. He goes, when I sold out Madison Square Garden, those guys were back

0:09.4

in the Midwest teaching gym. He was like, it ain't how fast. It's slow and steady that

0:15.2

wins the race. I never forgot it.

0:18.3

It really is crazy that you see him coming, fucking going this town. He just see him coming

0:28.3

going this town and for dice to tell you that type of story, that's little steps and

0:32.1

he's absolutely right. I sat here and got pissed on and watched people do it the fuck

0:37.2

they wanted. I would say, and I'd see other people that were fucking animals and nobody

0:43.2

looked at these people and then the card flips. But then at times a few of them slipped

0:51.2

through the cracks and you look at them and you wish them well, but you know somewhere

0:55.4

along the line, they're going to crack because this is tough. And it's like round the

0:59.5

rousey when they all come at you. It's not shortcuts. They all come at you for the same fucking

1:04.2

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1:15.3

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2:00.9

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