Mmm, Uncle Joey here bitches. Listen, let's start this party off right.

Every time I've taken a lift to the airport, it's tremendous. Whether the ride, the driver,

they got the purple light in front now, a little light in front to let you know they're

in the house, the driver is always great. I always have a great conversation. I got

to go on the 405, which is a pain in the ass. What I'm trying to say is, when you drive

for the right, right, sharing app, every trip can feel like a walk in the park. With lift,

you can pick your own hours and work when you want. Lift can make driving the best job

in the world. I'm going to do your favor, right. Go to lift.com today. And I'm going to

give you a $500 new driver bonus. That's lift.com today slash Joey. Lift.com slash Joey.

And I'm going to give you a $500 new driver bonus limited time terms apply. Number two,

bidays are back. There's no reason to walk around with a stinky fucking pussy and a stinky

fucking ass hole all embarrassed and shit. Somebody wants to, yes, you got to call time out

and go take a whiff. Fuck that. But days are back. And the church of what's happened now

will like to introduce the best portable, but day out in the market, a portable device

that sprays your butthole clean with water. You understand me? Hello, Tushy.com slash

church and get 10% off. All right. But days are back. Go check it out right now. What we're

talking to shit here. Hello, Tushy.com slash church. And they're going to give you 10% off.

This is the perfect father's day gift. This is the perfect mother's day gift. Even look at your

mom cooking and you're like, I wonder what her ass smells like. Anyway, go to hello Tushy.com.

Henet Lee.

Oh shit. We'll walk a junior in the house.

A American by Burton, Southern by the grace of God. There you go.

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