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🗓️ 25 March 2019
⏱️ 6 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is Steveer Robbins. Welcome to the Get It Done Guys, quick and dirty tips to work less and do more. |
0:09.1 | Timmy is on to a new adventure. He's learning to program computers. And the class that he's taken has put him in a group project. |
0:16.0 | We just love group projects, building the control software for a missile that will someday be used by a renegade group |
0:21.3 | of zombie hunters to enslave what remains of the post-apocalyptic world of 2024. They added him |
0:26.8 | to a project team that was already up and running. Oh, he's thrilled. His new teammates are |
0:32.0 | great people. They've started the project already. They've laid the groundwork. They've already |
0:36.2 | programmed the foundation of the |
0:37.5 | system. And they've made a lot of mistakes. Their scripts don't work. Their builds don't build. |
0:43.7 | They've simply created bad software. Timmy is pulling his hair out, which is a shame because |
0:49.0 | he has pretty much flawless hair. He looks sort of like Peter Parker, crossed with teenage |
0:53.2 | Clark Kent. He wants to call |
0:55.0 | his team together and tell them, it's an honor to be part of your team. Unfortunately, you're all |
1:00.2 | incompetent boobs. Your designs are wrong, your scripts are broken, you have no idea what you're |
1:04.1 | doing. And then, of course, he'll tell them the right way to do everything. He'll be so grateful |
1:08.7 | from then on that they totally listen to everything he has to |
1:11.8 | say, and they adopt all of his ideas without challenging them. They'll also have him kidnapped, |
1:17.6 | roll him naked in Oreo ice cream cake, and leave him tied to the top of a mound of Texas fire ants. |
1:22.3 | They might even test out the missile on him. This would be a terrible, terrible waste of an |
1:27.2 | otherwise scrumptious Oreo ice cream |
1:29.2 | cake. There's got to be a better way. And there is. When you want to give your co-workers feedback |
1:34.9 | that their design sucks, do it in a way that has them thanking you for it. The first step to lovingly |
1:42.3 | criticize your loyal teammates is to understand what it is that you want to criticize them for. |
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