#469 Father Figure with Chris Distefano
Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank
Ari Shaffir
4.6 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2022
⏱️ 102 minutes
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Summary
Serial inside blaster and now father and comedian Chris Distefano talks to me about what it’s like to be a father. Chris was about as honest (and funny) as anyone I’ve ever talked to about this stuff. He admitted to the negatives and told me about the positives. Very funny and interesting conversation!
Chris is for real a hilarious standup comedian and he’s got a new Netflix special out today called Speshy Weshy. He named it that because he’s less mature than his daughter. Check him out killing on this special or bombing on a jumbotron in stadiums all over New York.
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For more Chris:
- Speshy Weshy | Netflix Official Site
- Show Tickets for Chris Distefano
- chrisdcomedy - YouTube
- Patreon
- Instagram - @chrisdcomedy
- Twitter - @chrisdcomedy
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The Music:
Paul Simon- Father and Daughter
George Michael- Father Figure
Tobe Nwigwe- Father Figure
Stevie Wonder- Isn't She Lovely
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I'm amazed by anyone who can have kids it legitimately fills me with like anxiety |
| 0:04.2 | Well, you got a vasectomy so it wouldn't happen. I got a suicide |
| 0:06.6 | I hope you're that one percent that it does happen. Fuck you. I would love it |
| 0:09.5 | Fuck you. Oh just to watch you change a diaper with you. You'll be in my suicide notes |
| 0:13.3 | Well, what are you scared of like what what what what is cringe about you some diarrhea on my finger and then in my mouth by accident |
| 0:19.4 | Has that ever happened? Yeah, but you yeah |
| 0:21.8 | Yes, but it's also like you'll go to Ecuador and take like shh drugs and eat meat |
| 0:26.2 | You can't do them with a two-year-old |
| 0:28.0 | That's what I'm scared of for real you can't do that shit with the two-year-old also says you're not scared about the diarrhea |
| 0:32.4 | You're scared of the lack of freedom you get from being a parent well, yeah, there's truth to that |
| 1:03.4 | Hey everybody welcome to our ishafere skeptic podcast. I'm our ishafere |
| 1:07.8 | The host of this podcast almost every week in fact I would say I've been the host every single week |
| 1:16.2 | Should I have a guest host on here? |
| 1:19.9 | It'd be tough to call our ishafere skeptic podcast and have some |
| 1:23.7 | Have like Bobby Lee interviewing you know Sam or Rill |
| 1:27.1 | We'll be difficult by the way, I didn't episode of we might be drunk. It's out right now guys today's episode |
| 1:34.1 | Oh, I got a good idea for a song. I will be your father figure. Who's that? Who is that that's going in guys |
| 1:42.2 | Welcome to the podcast today special announcement |
| 1:47.3 | Christus Stefano or as you might know him Christus Stefano is on the podcast today talking about being a father |
| 1:53.2 | But the reason he's on is because he has a new special out called special ishi. It's on Netflix right now |
| 1:58.3 | Netflix is a streaming platform |
| 2:00.0 | They used to pride itself on not censoring comedians and now they're quite the opposite |
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