#468 In Plane Sight with Mike Cannon

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🗓️ 26 April 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Delta Clear applicant and standup comedian Mike Cannon met up with me at the St Louis Lambert International airport to discuss today’s hot button topic in a discussion you could only be at if you passed a rigorous screening process handled by top industry professionals. Now, I’m not really sure if the St Louis Airport is international. Actually, it would surprise me if any country has a direct flight to St Louis. What if St Louis had a ton of Cambodians on the QT. And there was one 18 hour flight directly from Phnom Peng to Lambert. Still, a whole airport for that? No way. Just go straight to a hidden airfield to unload all your “poppy.” Anyway, here’s the podcast.

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Sly and The Family Stone - Que Sera Sera (Whatever Will Be Will Be)

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Baader Meinhof - Meet Me At The Airport

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0:00.0	Okay, I'm here with my can, we're just gonna start a podcast at the airport, but first
0:05.4	What do you think's gonna happen with this rental car? I mean it does smell a little bit like weed
0:10.5	I never noticed until I just get back into it. Okay, but I don't think it's not smoky
0:15.3	So I don't think it's a problem. That's not what I was talking about. Okay. I'm talking about I rented the car in Nashville with a return to Nashville
0:21.4	Yeah, I had no intention of returning to Nashville and instead I was gonna turn it to St. Louis
0:25.5	Um, so we're on our way back. I guess that's the teaser and we will talk about what happened from the airport. Yeah, I will they have to take it
0:35.7	What are they gonna do? What are you they're gonna force you to drive it back? Yeah, I know what you like will it be like
0:41.2	100 to 50. I'm hoping
0:43.2	That seems like a reasonable price to just be like hey man. This is it's the same company. Yeah figure it out a thousand
0:49.5	And I'll be pissed get one of your underpaid slaves to drive it back. Yeah, how about I'll just give somebody 200 bucks
0:53.8	Well, anyway, we'll see coming up after the break
1:23.8	Sir
1:53.8	Oh
2:09.8	Hi everybody
2:12.6	You ever just not have the energy you ever just like look I get shit done
2:18.2	But I don't got to work that hard at it
2:21.1	That's how I felt this whole weekend on the road with my cannon
2:26.6	We're in with the fuck worry buffalo. No, that's next week
2:32.8	St. Louis
2:36.5	Wanted a hike went to the zoo one day where a hike another day. I know we're like let's do a podcast. We kept put it off
2:43.8	You gotta live your life you gotta live your life so we got it done
2:46.9	We got to do it the fucking airport from St. Louis. That's right. We spoke to you guys from this is the fucking result of the DIY model
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