Ah, look at that cookie old cookie jar.

You like cookie jars, Kenneth?

Well, I guess I never thought about it that much.

We had a nice one back home in Georgia, had a bear on it.

I remember when my mom's friend Ron would come over.

They'd go into the bedroom to sort out their paperwork, and I'd just go ahead and stare at that cookie jar.

It was almost as if I took every problem that I ever had, and I put it inside that cookie jar.

And I sealed it up so tight that nothing would never, ever, ever get out.

So I guess to answer your question, I'd give cookie jars about a B.

TBTL.

I'm starting my own podcast. Hey, that could be fun.

All right, everybody, who's ready to laugh?

I can't hear you. That's not true, of course, but cheer louder, yeah.

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coming to you from the madrona hill studio perched high above the mighty and still muddy

columbia uh where uh it's raining raining outside just a little bit. But mostly I'm focused

today on the fact that it's March 17th, it's St. Patrick's Day.

I was asking you to put on a pair of green tights, walk away.

Huge amount of pressure on the Hawk Squad text chain to represent with the green clothing.

It's a big thing for my mom, of course, Susan Kelly, her maiden name, being Irish and all of Irish descent.

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