#4683 Friggatriskaidekaphobia

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Luke says he wants to start golfing more this summer, which of course leads to a long conversation about all of Andrew's childhood vehicles -- including a personal golf cart. They also discuss the snow that's falling in Seattle on a very special Friday The 13th.

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0:00.0	Do you hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plate, so he went and changed his name to J3L-24-4?
0:06.0	Yeah, that's a good one.
0:09.0	T-T-T-T-T-M.
0:12.0	That's a good joke.
0:17.0	That's clever.
0:18.0	Thank you.
0:19.0	It's not clever.
0:20.0	It sure as hell isn't a good joke.
0:21.6	Guess what day it is.
0:23.6	Guess what day it is?
0:25.6	It's Friday.
0:26.6	Gotta get down on Friday.
0:29.6	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:32.6	Because you're a chicken.
0:33.6	You're a chicken.
0:34.6	Cuckoo Cacha!
0:35.6	Coo Coo Cachah! What are you doing? Michael and women? A koot-Ku-Kat-A! That's what I was just telling him. Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken? I just might have tacos tonight. It's in material. They think you're awesome. They think you're number one. They think you're the B-E-S.
0:56.0	Wait, that didn't even spine.
0:58.0	Isn't it?
0:59.0	Well, all right, hello.
1:02.0	Good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:09.0	Hey, Lloyd!
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