#4671 Oh, What A Feeling When Your Cat Is In The Ceiling

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Andrew's cat is causing trouble. Luke is sick of everything being lemon flavored. Punch the Monkey is finally making friends in Japan. Mina Kimes might listen to McMillan Men (but probably won't.) And Luke and Andrew make plans for their eventual appearance on The Newlywed Game.

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0:00.0	You can't teach an old dog.
0:03.0	Because they're too old and they can't listen to you, because they could be death.
0:10.0	When the going gets tough?
0:12.0	You get tougher.
0:15.0	Don't judge a book?
0:18.0	Yeah, because it's a book.
0:23.7	Don't put all of your eggs.
0:25.8	Oh.
0:32.4	Yeah, because sometimes if you put all your eggs, you'll run out of them.
0:34.0	Out of sight?
0:36.1	Out of... Out of knowing.
0:38.3	Two wrongs don't.
0:41.3	Make it better?
0:45.3	A picture is worth
0:47.3	less than a person you love.
0:51.3	Oh, I like that.
0:53.3	The best things in life are...
0:56.6	Family and pets.
1:00.7	Don't cry over...
1:04.0	Anything.
1:06.2	TVTL!
1:16.6	I consider myself to be an absolutely dead center, normal average America. Here's the one-0.
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