467: Not The Kebab Awards Episode But Still Good

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

We're sorry, but this is not the hotly anticipated kebab awards episode. That's happening next week now. There was a small legal issue we had to iron out involving, well, a kebab, naturally, plus so much libel it would make a judge's powder wig whizz out of the courtroom window and fly back to the special bird house where the wig lives with his wig wife (also a wig), and the wig wife says "bad day at work honey?" and the wig says (all dejected like) "you wouldn't believe what I have to put up with in that courtroom, I swear to god." And the wig wife says reassuringly, "do you want to go on a picnic?" And the wig says (get this), "no, you go on ahead" (a head). What? Oh, in this one Log invents a rotating meatkind, Steve sells the podcast out from underneath us, and Joe gets reacquainted with an old spoon-bending friend. PLEASE enjoy it.

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features
0:01.7	A regular regular regular pictures
0:03.8	A regular regular regular features
0:03.9	A regular regular features a show
0:07.4	We want to do a quick intro
0:09.4	Joe, baby
0:10.2	It's you, baby
0:11.0	I did the most recent one I listened to
0:13.0	And it just always gets kind of anger
0:14.9	When I do it
0:15.7	Okay
0:20.4	What's near me that I can reference Okay.
0:24.5	What's near me that I can... We're over here, Joe.
0:26.3	I'm trying to look around for a thing that I can riff off of
0:29.0	so that it's not just me saying welcome to regular features.
0:32.6	I'm going to do that.
0:35.0	Welcome to regular features, the podcast that's exactly the same every week. I'm very
0:39.8	serious about this. Don't you dare think that we're going to do anything different. If you
0:44.4	listen last week, it's the same. So you might as well fuck off. Come back next week, you idiots. Give
0:50.7	yourself a break. Try again next week. You fucked it this week. Stop listening. I'm joined by two other people who don't want you idiots. Give yourself a break. Try again next week. You fucked it this week.
0:55.0	Stop listening. I'm joined by two other people who don't want you listening if you've listened
0:59.0	before. And that's John Logblythe and Steve Hoggatie. Say hello at the same time.
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