466: Playground Sultan Splinter Cell

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Make no bones about it, it's episode 466 of the Regular Features podcast. Hey, you in the back there with the bones, what are you making? A diorama of the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand? Oh okay. You're definitely not making bones about this episode are you? No? Oh yes, we see the little motorcade of femurs now, and it's very clever how you've used a scapula to portray Gavrilo Princip. Wow, and this is your hobby is it? It's fascinating. We've just got to write this podcast description, but we'd love to talk to you more about your bone thing later. Maybe over a drink haha. Oh you do this with your girlfriend do you? That's cool, yeah yeah no that's cool she can come too. Anyway. Log unearths ancient Google Doc fan fiction. Matt is ambassador for playground slides. Steve blossoms into a fine young gentleman. Let's go!

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features, a regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are regular features a show.
0:07.8	Hello you and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is the same every week.
0:13.7	It's a podcast with three buds who love each other very dearly and won't say a bad word about each other while they're there.
0:23.4	To my left and up a bit, it's Steve Hoggety. Hello.
0:27.2	Hello, and how do you do?
0:28.8	I'm marvellous. So thank you for asking, Steve. So few people ask back these days.
0:33.9	What have you got for us? I've got absolutely freaking nothing for you. You know that. I know. You shone a hot little spotlight on me. You threw it under the bus. You've really shown my full ass. You've shown my full ass to the podcast. And the spotlight reflected dazzlingly off your ass, and we're all very much in love with what we saw. You know how much Steve
0:54.6	doesn't like buses and yet you still threw him under one. That, that voice up there,
0:58.7	unintroduced yet still yapping away like a piece of shit, is Matt Lee's. Is it? Is it,
1:04.5	Matt Lee's me? Hello. And there, as always, there has been an incident in the playground,
1:10.4	which we will be delving into,
1:12.5	and they mean to resolve as amicably as is possible.
1:16.2	In the current environment.
1:18.1	Yes, we are three boys who love each other very much, and will not hear a bad word, said about each other.
1:24.4	And John, Logblyde, what have you dug up from the...
1:27.2	Oh, get off my case, you dogged.
1:30.3	What have you done?
1:31.5	I'm only joking.
1:33.9	I've rummaged around in the Google Docs and breathed life into an old fan fiction video games.
1:42.1	Some dusty vintage Google Docs.
1:44.7	Yeah.
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