#4657 The Lost Jewels Of Ya Booty
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2026
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Andrew feels like a fish out of water as he joins the show from a college campus today. He and Luke discuss a mysterious billboard in Northern California, the Choose Your Own Adventure books of their youth, and how rude parking habits led to the Epstein Files.
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| 0:00.0 | I frequently am behind cars that have bumper stickers or something on them, but I wanted to tell you guys about and I like take pictures of. |
| 0:08.0 | But then I don't send it because it's like weird to have a license plate on it, but I just have to tell you the person in front of me, the I don't know what it's called, but the thing around the license plate, so like the license plate holder says I'd rather be slamming the back of my dragon. |
| 0:23.6 | I just I just needed to share that. I'm sorry. What? |
| 0:29.6 | I've made a terrible mistake. The license plate cover thing or whatever does not say I'd rather be slamming the back of my dragon. |
| 0:40.3 | It says I'd rather be slamming in the back of my Dragula, which somehow makes less sense to me. |
| 0:48.3 | I don't understand, but I just wanted to correct myself.'m sorry okay well I googled the phrase |
| 0:56.9 | because it was killing me and apparently there's a Rob Zombie song that says I |
| 1:02.5 | slam in the back of my Dracula so clearly this person is a Rob Zombie fan so that was it |
| 1:10.1 | I'm so sorry for all these books fans. |
| 1:12.6 | TVTL. |
| 1:18.3 | I was just fixing to get me some grub. |
| 1:21.4 | Beans. |
| 1:22.9 | I love beans. |
| 1:24.7 | Big fat, hot, juicy beans. |
| 1:33.1 | Don't get me going on beans. Or I'll be jabbering away till the sun comes up. |
| 1:37.1 | All right, you guys like impressions? Here's that guy, Bob, from Bob's Burgers. |
| 1:42.4 | Hi, I'm Bob from Bob's Burgers. How about that show, Archer? You watch that show, Archer? |
| 1:48.0 | Here's that guy, Archer. Hi, I'm Archer from that show Archer. Now, what if those guys met? Could you crawl back out of my mind? |
| 1:50.0 | If you want to pick a fight with your body's sexual chi, it's just going to drive it inwards. |
| 1:54.0 | This party is going to be off of the hook. |
| 1:59.0 | Well, all right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to Liz. |
| 2:07.6 | Spock sabotage the system. |
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