#4655 Kumon Feel The Noise

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Luke's attempts to ingratiate himself with a group of teens goes sideways on the streets of Portland. He and Andrew also discuss a coyote that swam all the way to Alcatraz and the saddest penguin footage Andrew has ever seen.

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0:00.0	I'll have anything. I just want a hamburger fries.
0:03.0	Hey guys.
0:04.0	Hi, how are you?
0:05.0	Johnny.
0:06.0	Hi Johnny. Welcome to around the world in 80 plates. Have you guys eaten with this before? No. Oh, you haven't. All right. Well, let me walk you through the menu. We do things a little differently, a little quirky, a little fun. I think we're just hungry. I'm just going to do a cheeseburger and fries and like that. This place really is a culinary voyage across the seven seas of flavor.
0:21.0	Our menu is divided into seven different cuisines. And we do have specials in each of those sections that are not listed on the menu. For instance, Craig's crazy quack docs, which go great with cervases. I'm just going to do a cheeseburger and... We don't have cheeseburgers. We do have slam burgers. Yeah, yeah. Would you like your slam burger in a traditional sesame bun in a taco on French toast or rolled up in a nun, which is this traditional Indian flat bread?
0:46.3	No, I'll skip that.
0:48.3	I'll have a sesame bun.
0:49.3	And I'll do the torpedo slamburger.
0:52.3	Torpedo slamburger as a taco? Good choice. And to drink, I'm gonna have an iced tea. No, we don't have ice tea. We have smile teas. What's a smile tea? It's tea with ice in it. That sounds great. Would you guys like to double down on your meal? I don't know that same. It's twice the amount of food for twice the price. That's just ordering the two of each. You did say you were hungry. We could double down and then share. I'm sorry there's no sharing in the double down. So what do you do if people are sharing? There are cameras everywhere. That's not fun? The camera's here to ensure that fun is happening. Someone looks at the camera and they go, those two people are sharing? Yeah, Craig.
1:28.3	He also does the guac tacks.
1:31.3	So he's making tacos and then he's looking at this?
1:35.3	He has his taco station right on the security station.
1:37.3	And you can just look at the video while he's making his crazy guack tax.
1:41.3	Do you want to lobster ate your meal?
1:43.3	What is that?
1:44.9	We just put a whole lobster on top of the meal.
1:46.5	I doubt you do that.
1:47.4	It's an extra 3199.
1:48.8	I doubt that's even in existence.
1:50.8	TBTL.
1:56.6	Hello, I'm Gil Gerard.
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