#4652 An Adrian Monk With A Bob Belcher Rising

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Andrew recounts his adventures chasing a bus to find a lost phone yesterday. He and Luke also try to set the record straight on Knight Rider, Smashmouth, and the origins of White Out (respectively).

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0:00.0	It was the bottom of the fifth quarter and the baskets were loaded.
0:03.4	It was me versus the Boston Celtics basketball team.
0:06.7	Ready to lose again?
0:08.2	I said to Le James Braun.
0:10.1	He was sweaty and out of breath.
0:11.9	Please give me another chance.
0:13.9	He said sexily.
0:15.4	It's basketball time.
0:17.2	I yelled in a booming voice.
0:19.1	Then I did a layup, which is different than slam dunking. It's where you
0:22.6	throw the basketball in the hoop when you're really close to it. I was too quick for them. I was dribbling all
0:27.8	over the field, and the Boston Celtic said, wow, she doesn't even double dribble, something I know about.
0:33.9	Just then, Seth Curry did a humongous jump and tried to block me from the basketball hoop,
0:38.9	but I threw the basketball so hard it went straight through his chest and into the hoop.
0:43.4	But he was okay and didn't die.
0:45.9	The basketball went in so good that I got a hundred points and won the game.
0:49.7	Can we please be your boyfriends now? said the Baltimore Celtics.
0:54.1	Sorry, that was a deal. You can only be my boyfriends if? Said the Baltimore Celtics. Sorry, that was a deal.
0:55.8	You can only be my boyfriends if you beat me in a game of hoop ball.
0:58.8	I said, winkingly.
1:00.3	Then they all cried.
1:02.0	The end.
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