#4649 Mixed Emotions In Miami

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2026

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew check-in to try to wrestle with the good and the bad that happened this weekend, from the streets of Minneapolis to a football field in Seattle and a custard shop in Miami.

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0:00.0	The road to the Super Bowl is long and pointless.
0:04.0	I mean, what do you think about it?
0:06.0	He-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:07.0	Football's so great.
0:09.0	But now, the two conference champs must survive a harrowing bye-week that no one enjoys.
0:15.0	Buy weeks.
0:17.0	Bronco Nogerski didn't get no bye-weeks.
0:20.0	And now he's dead. Well, maybe they were a good thing.
0:24.6	TBTL.
0:29.6	There are two types of people in this world. Those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't.
0:34.6	My ex-wife loves him.
0:36.6	I have a hunch that we'd all be a lot happier discussing this
0:41.2	over dinner. What do you say? You guys like Italian? No, yes. No, yes. No. Yes. I love Italian.
0:52.7	And so do you.
0:54.7	Yes.
0:56.6	I thought you was in Hawaii.
0:59.7	A lot of people think a lot of things about Hawaii.
1:09.2	Well, if it makes you feel better, I'd rather be up here with you than down there with those teenage people with their memes and their hashtags and Drake.
1:10.2	Drake's.
1:15.7	That's the voice of the youth of America. Well, all right,
1:21.8	hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. All your do is get busy. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.
1:27.5	We are living in the midst of a podcast boom.
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