#4643 Subterfuge In Space

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

NASA is going through great efforts to conceal the identity and symptoms of an astronaut who got sick in space, which leads Luke and Andrew to assume the worst (eg, an alien invasion.) They also discuss Andrew's new life-hack for getting to the airport (spoiler alert: It's driving.)

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0:00.0	My name is Pat, I'm from Michigan, and I have 32 teeth. Cool, okay. Just a reminder, everyone, the check-in question is, what's your favorite color? I'm Baird, I have 32 teeth, and my favorite color is blue. So, okay, and the middle question is where are you from? None of the questions are how many teeth do you have. That was what I was picking for my fun fact. I can see how that was confusing. There's also no fun fact. What about favorite color? Can we see our favorite color?
0:24.0	Yeah. are how many teeth do you have? That was what I was picking for my fun fact. I can see how that was confusing.
0:21.1	There's also no fun fact.
0:22.3	What about favorite color?
0:23.2	Can we say our favorite color?
0:24.7	Yeah, that's what we're...
0:25.8	Yeah, do say your favorite color.
0:27.2	But if in order to honestly answer that question,
0:29.2	we do need to answer the teeth question.
0:31.5	This isn't a test.
0:33.1	Just like, introduce yourself.
0:34.6	Okay.
0:40.3	I have 31 teeth.
0:43.3	I think the question was how many teeth would you like?
0:46.3	T.
0:47.3	TBTL.
0:53.3	Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is?
0:55.4	Guess what day it is?
0:57.4	It's Friday.
0:58.7	Friday.
0:59.7	Gotta get down on Friday.
1:01.9	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
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