#4635 A Two-Man Pluribus
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2026
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
Luke is concerned that he accidentally bought a legit gun on TikTok. Now he's waiting to see what shows up. Plus, a listener in Scotland explains the origins of the supposed curse of MacBeth. And Andrew had a dream about a banana, but it's not what you think.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, how come you never play your guitar anymore? |
| 0:02.0 | I'll tell you the truth, Dad. |
| 0:04.0 | I wasn't good at it right away, so I quit. |
| 0:06.0 | I hope you're not mad. |
| 0:08.0 | Son, come here! |
| 0:10.0 | Of course I'm not mad. |
| 0:13.0 | If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. |
| 0:17.0 | You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit, and your unicycle, and we'll go inside and watch TV. |
| 0:26.1 | What's on? |
| 0:26.9 | It doesn't matter. |
| 0:29.2 | TVTL! |
| 0:34.6 | Hey, TV, child, look into my eyes. |
| 0:40.3 | Here, by intervention, I want your attention. Jokes. |
| 0:41.3 | Do some. |
| 0:43.3 | Okay, what makes you laugh? |
| 0:44.3 | Comedy. |
| 0:45.3 | Obviously. |
| 0:46.3 | And sometimes tragedy. |
| 0:48.3 | Light tragedy. |
| 0:50.3 | Arectile dysfunction, non-fatal hunting accidents, |
| 0:53.3 | waving at someone you think you know, |
| 0:55.5 | but it turns out to be a stranger, that sort of thing. |
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