Guys, I'm officially on tour.

I am so excited to hang out with you,

but I need you to know this tour is a little different

than anything you might have heard me or seen me do before.

Still love Jesus, but I cuss a little,

and that's what's gonna happen tonight, so get ready.

Usually when I speak publicly,

it's about how to grow and become a better version

of yourself, and yes, I want to talk about that.

Don't tell me that you can't do difficult things

because that is one teeny tiny example of something

that men will never have to deal with.

But more than anything, I want to laugh.

It's honestly been a really hard year for me and my kids.

I just want to tell stories with my friends

and laugh until we pierce our pants a little bit.

The second thing we're gonna do is a live Q&A.

Oh yeah, no, if you raise your hands like you're in.

We get to learn and understand more about ourselves

when we hear someone else's stories.

The third thing that's different about this tour

is that every single location has a bar.

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