#4622 Dog Bites Dave

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Luke is trying to reach David Sedaris in order to save his own sanity, but he's worried his email won't get through. He and Andrew also discuss Luke's rewatch of When Harry Met Sally and Andrew's discovery of Nick and Nora in The Thin Man.

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0:00.0	Rollo, the chocolate treat with carolinside.
0:03.0	Rollo, roll your boat gently in my mouth.
0:07.0	Pop, top, check it out.
0:10.0	Lick the foil with your tongue.
0:12.0	Give it to your friends as a gift.
0:15.0	Let's change gears.
0:17.0	Rollo Tony Browntown.
0:19.0	Check yourself at the door. Give me some more. Give me some more. Give me at the door Give me some more
0:21.5	Give me some more
0:22.4	Give me some more on your Rolos
0:24.6	That's pretty good
0:26.0	TBTM
0:27.6	Oh, this is my jam right here
0:33.7	Yeah most people think I'm on drugs
0:35.3	Because I'm always happy
0:36.3	Are you on drugs?
0:37.4	No, I'm not.
0:38.3	I'm high on life.
0:39.3	We may have created a monster in the lab.
0:40.3	It's not a monster.
0:41.3	It's a cyborg that can kill without remorse.
0:43.3	And there's just nothing wrong with listening ever so listen.
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