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How Long Gone

462. - Sam Lansky

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5951 Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Sam Lansky is a journalist, author, and editor. We chat with him from his candle-heavy home in Los Angeles about mourning the loss of McNuggets, Tom Brady's stand-up career, his abdominal journey, what the mainstream media won't tell you about being gay, a libertarian's approach to Ozempic use, getting sober at nineteen in New York and writing a memoir about it, reckless spending on the Ssense sale, scent-cycling, and his top three prescription pills of all time. instagram.com/samlansky twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

The How long on is here? What the fuck is up? What up? Nice to hear from you bitch bitch. Yeah, man, just kind of making my way through the

0:26.4

slush down here in Manhattan, there was some light snowfall overnight. Luckily I have my Solomon

0:32.2

Snowcross boots ready to traverse the city no problems here

0:37.6

socks are dry unfortunately it is affecting my mood but that's something we can kind of get into as we move through our program

0:46.1

I don't know if I need to I think I think we pretty much got that one locked down

0:50.2

Okay, well I mean the mood the mood has been stabilized, but not that doesn't mean in a good way. It just means you're consistently in a bad mood. You know what I mean? I've been I've been being hit left and right today with news that I don't want to hear.

1:04.0

Some work related, some relating to quarterback Tom Brady's foray and to stand up.

1:11.0

And then I found an essay on the failing New York Times.com talking

1:16.5

about I am mourning the loss of something I loved McNuggets and I. And I went on.

1:23.0

That's right.

1:24.0

That's right.

1:25.0

Well, don't worry.

1:26.0

It's a 24-year-old editorial assistant with the Times opinion who basically takes 3,000 words to say that,

1:34.8

I mean blah blah blah, blah, ate all this stuff

1:36.4

when I was young, I lived in a sort of a food desert,

1:39.5

but don't worry, I realized at 24 that it's bad for me,

1:42.4

I don't eat anymore and I miss it.

1:44.0

That is the that is the extent of the article.

1:47.0

So in the New York Times all you have to do is say when I was baby I like candy

1:52.1

now I'm growing up candy bad for me. I like candy but I don't eat candy. Yes basically it's a lot more involved and the editor is like

1:59.9

Fucking shit. You've done it again. It's a lot more involved than that as you can imagine

2:05.7

but don't worry the writer also went to Yale

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