461. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Glendale. We chat about Woody on SNL, a night out at The Chateau, Kurt Cobain for Supreme, striking beauty, if Austin Butler met your mom, Jaden Smith bouncin around, the afterparty, the Slauson Super Mall, emotional support boyfriend, the West Hollywood Pavillions, don't work in the deli if you can't slice, lunch with Desus, Chris' collar is swinging blue, and opening a bottle of vintage Coppola. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're going to go. How long gone. God has blessed us here in Los Angeles just after three days of biblical rain flooding.
0:27.0	The Larchmont sign is down. That's my Mount Rushmore, this is a problem.
0:31.0	The Larchmont sign is down?
0:32.0	The Larchmont Street sign had fallen down onto Beverly.
0:35.6	Your God. You know blocking the Noah's bagel sign. How are they gonna you know what are they gonna do?
0:40.3	Noa your days are numbered.
0:43.0	No, is on his way out.
0:44.0	Third wave bagel is going to take no one down soon.
0:46.4	Just cash out while you can, no.
0:48.4	Yeah, no one's got other locations.
0:49.4	It's fine, but yeah, the rain has been biblical. People are not doing things, people aren't driving,
0:55.0	but today the sun is out, the rain has stopped.
0:59.0	And...
1:00.0	Bro, look, here's a photo, I'm showing Chris the photo on my dog walk this morning in Glendale.
1:05.0	BMW got snow all over. The hills behind my house right over here. You could see them.
1:10.0	Snow, snow-capped. It's snow-capped.
1:13.0	It's-no-covered hills.
1:14.0	Honestly, it's beautiful to live.
1:16.0	Hey, Siri, you play landslide.
1:17.4	It's such a sick thing to live in a place that has anything to do
1:23.6	a diverse climate range and that's something that I personally celebrate.
1:24.9	I don't think it global warming has anything to do with it.
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