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🗓️ 1 March 2022
⏱️ 105 minutes
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Standup comedian Brandt Tobler who once tried to kill his dad, and son of a falconer and comic Ryan O’Neill met me for a throwback podcast in the tradition of the old Ice House Chronicles on the Death Squad network. They talked about hookers in between doing comedy sets at the amazing Comedy Works in downtown Denver, Colorado.
Listen to the intro for a detailed breakdown of the entire Ukraine situation as meticulously researched and analyzed by former CIA operative turned standup comedian Ari “Kissinger of Death” Shaffir. And stay tuned for the outro to hear a cancelled comic totally backtrack on his stance after finding out new information.
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0:00.0 | It's tough when you wake up and there's uh |
0:03.3 | You don't know anyone and you don't know the town and you're like I have a lot of time to kill before this fucking show tonight |
0:08.9 | And you're like I'm in a I'm already in a bad state like what's this gonna be like at eight more hours? |
0:13.7 | Yeah, I mean that's why it's like Rogan and Ari that's why they started bringing yeah people on the road with them always like |
0:20.8 | Why wouldn't you if you could afford it? I would always do it. Yeah, I mean people is I don't go on the road as much because I'm not at that level |
0:27.0 | I could bring people yeah, I'm yeah, why don't you go on the road? I go if I'm in like dating for five days when I |
0:31.6 | Self-employed it is cold or something like that's what these guys I'm like |
0:36.4 | Remember bird always used to be like he's like by Saturday. I'm suicidal |
0:47.7 | I made the first one, but I did not make the second show |
0:51.5 | I met this girl there that brought about quite a big change |
1:01.2 | But I owe didn't Denver and I just can't remember her name |
1:07.2 | Hello everybody welcome to Rishafir Skeptitank podcast. I'm the host Rishafir and before |
1:13.7 | Get to a podcast with |
1:16.0 | Ryan O'Neill and Brent Tobler from |
1:18.2 | Denver, Colorado, but before that happens |
1:22.5 | Obviously, I know a lot of you are feeling uneasy and anxious fearful even of what's going on in the Ukraine with Russia right now |
1:30.3 | and in these uncertain times I found that most people go to the source they can trust for these things which is the |
1:37.0 | Stand-up comedians they turn to us to help understand the truth and help guide people through these tough times and so as a standard comedian |
1:46.4 | Let's explain to you what's going on there in the Ukraine. It's not what you think |
1:51.0 | It's not what's been fed to you. They tell you the Voldemort Putin |
1:55.5 | He's trying to take over the world. He's threatening nuclear |
2:00.0 | retaliation for any interference |
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