#460 Teacher's Pet with Amy Shanker

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2022

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and former Chicago inner-city school teacher Amy Shanker talks to me a 2.2 GPA high school graduate about what it was like being a teacher. Spoiler alert: She did not love it. Still spent 10 years doing it so that’s gotta tell you something about our chances at a good education when our educators are too stupid to quit a job they hate.

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0:00.0	And he wanted to get kicked out of the class. I was this whole thing and yeah, and I knew that and I was like I'm not kicking him out so
0:08.0	So what I did instead was I grabbed my chalk and then as a class we wrote down everything he said on the board
0:14.0	I made him take out paper and we wrote everything he said on the board which was fucking brutal
0:20.4	Back to and just be like and then what did he yes? Yes? He did talk about my ass
0:24.9	Yes, he did and then we went through the whole thing and we corrected the grammar on it and I made him write it down
0:31.3	And I looked at him after and I was like the next time you want to curse out an English teacher either use proper grammar or shut the fuck off
1:01.3	Especially when
1:19.3	Because
1:21.3	Hi everybody, welcome to our first Kepetank podcast.
1:30.5	I'm always here.
1:32.0	Let's start the episode.
1:33.0	Let's go as fast as we can in the introduction.
1:34.6	Amy Shanker came on, she's a former comedian in New York, she's a former school teacher
1:39.3	in Chicago, public school system.
1:42.2	She taught in inner city, so she hated her fucking job so you know it's going to be a good
1:45.6	episode.
1:46.6	Let's start, you can follow her at Amy Shanker on Instagram, get off Twitter and that's
1:55.8	it.
1:56.8	Let's start.
1:57.8	Oh, real quick, my dates.
1:58.8	Amy Shanker's not only a very photocommedian who did a guest set for me in Denver but also
2:05.4	is the proud owner of my former volcano, BONG.
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