Welcome to Seltzer Squad, the podcast about staying sober in the city with your host, Kate Sander and Jess Valentine.

Hi, Jess.

Hi.

It's sobriety 2.0.

Okay.

Walk me through this.

So I'm thinking now, you know, we've been talking about sobriety for a minute,

but I feel like we should maybe talk about like toddler sobriety, right? Like first it was baby sobriety and it was just like getting you through the first, you know, months. Yeah. Maybe

year like clouds. Telling people what to expect. Yeah. Yeah. So now I want to talk about like,

now what? Yeah. When it kind of becomes your regular routine slash your new normal.

Yeah.

When you're in your new normal.

Like now it's time to grow up, right?

Like I have to start scheduling my dentist appointments and go to the gyno.

And like doing all the adult shit that I never did before.

Yeah.

Or was like too hungover or disorganized. I'm doing two of those things this week. And I won't get too drunk. Yeah. Yeah. Or was like too hungover or disorganized. I'm doing two of those things this

week and I won't get too drunk. Yeah. Yeah. And I will actually not the dentist but the doctor.

But yeah. And like you were just saying, like I won't get so drunk the night before that I

cancel all like my responsibilities. And my bills get paid on time.

Yeah, you open your mail.

Yeah.

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