46: Skinny Jeans with Ms.Pat | Soder Podcast | EP 45
Soder
Dan Soder
4.9 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 September 2024
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | They did it again. They just killed, I think they did it yesterday. They just |
| 0:08.3 | killed like 20 more people. With pages? With pages. Well, they need to upgrade the iPhones yeah that's going to be the |
| 0:16.2 | new iOS don't worry we won't blow you up I mean that's like one of my fears is that well that's always been the |
| 0:25.2 | funny thing to me is people always worry about all like this the government's |
| 0:28.0 | watching you by the way we just start recording there's no like okay we don't do |
| 0:32.0 | any like oh good |
| 0:33.9 | corny intro |
| 0:35.1 | that just keep we just start talking |
| 0:38.2 | but the pager thing |
| 0:40.0 | that's something that I think like I would see in an action movie and be like that's not real you can't do that you know what |
| 0:46.4 | You is hard to say she didn't real no more because I mean it's like all of that remember when I robot came out and we're like oh we'll never get to that but we almost today. |
| 0:57.4 | I mean they're taking cashiers out of stores and it's almost easier. |
| 1:02.4 | It's now at the Hudson Newses in the airport |
| 1:05.9 | Easier to not deal with a person |
| 1:09.4 | Yeah, just to check yourself out it I mean if you honest, you know what. |
| 1:14.0 | I like the thought of you walking out |
| 1:18.0 | with one of those giant smart waters being like, |
| 1:20.0 | you know. |
| 1:21.0 | Fucking stop me. |
| 1:22.0 | Yeah, because I just seen in San Francisco that they |
| 1:26.2 | put up a sign you can still as long as it's upon a thousand dollars yeah that's |
| 1:30.0 | the that's the rule that's also why every store in unions. They're Union Square in |
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