We're probably going to talk about your take on Catholicism in the modern era.

What have you got here you go? I've pivoted. I'm the one guy who defends the priests.

Yeah, you go. Those kids are asking for it.

Their soft bodies hidden by that white cloth. Oh, come on.

Tell me.

How about just make robot, um, robot alter boys

that we know one's tempted.

That's actually kind of a brilliant idea. We're recording.

Well, no, you're still a pedophile though.

Dan. God damn it.

Yeah, but if they fuck robots, they're not messing people's lives up.

They don't fuck robots in the moment. They

go out and they troll the streets then. You don't know that. You the... What are they doing in

their spare time? It's like that Louie joke on his special I'm sorry where he's like we should

make realistic sex dolls for

pedophiles and everyone went oh he goes well then just let them fuck your kids

such a funny line I feel like we don't have we don't have our breakfasts now that Alan's on vacation.

Yeah, I mean I guess our whole friendship depends on Alan being in town. He goes well

of course you're linked through me.

Dan comes to the breakfast is hot too from therapy.

And let me tell you something else about anybody

who forgot my birthday.

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