46 People Who Are Definitely Going To HELL

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 17 October 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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On this episode of the God Pod, Dr. Satan and Dr. God list 46 people that are definitely going to H-E-double hockey sticks, Alex Jones getting smanged, the cheese test, 1 billion missing snow crabs, Jesus stealing socks, and boob aerodynamics. Satan and God also discuss their biggest fears on ‘Anti-Therapy With Satan,’ and on the ‘Satan Show!’ they gossip about Kim Kardashian getting booed, hot ghosts, and political tacos. So curl up on the couch, click those links below, and listen to the God Pod while the world burns, and then get off your butt and VOTE. THE GOD POD: HAVE IT YAHWEH! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod.
0:01.7	How have we not talked about this?
0:03.5	You know that Marjorie Taylor Green is getting divorced, right?
0:07.2	Oh yeah, oh my gosh, so sad for my friend.
0:11.7	My old flame, it's, it's tough to see.
0:14.8	I'm sitting here going, Margie, what's going on?
0:20.9	There's a segment of people that just, they love true crime podcasts.
0:27.0	They like sick heads.
0:28.6	They like to see a side.
0:30.1	That's where most of my followers get it.
0:31.9	They like how sick I should get.
0:36.3	Maybe it's Jesus.
0:37.5	Jesus does have a weird thing for feet.
0:40.0	Have you noticed that?
0:41.0	Yeah, he always wanted to wash them.
0:42.8	He washed the feet just to steal the socks.
0:44.8	Oh, we go there.
0:50.5	We go there.
0:57.8	Hello, humans.
0:58.8	This is The God Pod.
1:00.7	I'm God and guardian angels will be unavailable this week
1:04.7	due to recertification training.
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