46: CTRL-Z On A Murder (The Acts of John)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2019

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Listen at your own risk, Theophiloi, for this is our most curséd episode yet! We lost our first recording, our second only made it six minutes in, and our third... Well, at this point we're just hoping it's not a real FDS (Final Destination Situation). Either way, we've got a good one in the Acts of John, the apocryphal adventures of an Apostle who resurrected his way through various horrible sex crimes. Plus: Was John a dog? Like, literally?

Topics of discussion: Mr. Paul, Bapto & Patmo & Presbo & Thunderson, Robin-Hood-Was-A-Fox Real, Phillip: He Likes Horses, Cleopatra (not that one), the Nine Wonders of the World, psickle, bedbug hats, Docetism, hinder parts, Gustav Holst, apocryphal yaoi.

Hymnal: "Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie

Offertory: Each person should do as they have decided in their heart, so if you enjoy the show, head to ko-fi.com/apocrypals, for the Apocrypals love a cheerful giver.

Transcript

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0:00.0	For it is out of reason that for one billy there should be laid up so much food as would suffice a thousand,
0:06.1	and for one body, so many garments as would furnish clothing for a thousand men.
0:10.8	The Acts of John
0:11.7	When
0:12.4	Sal a man singing to men,
0:17.7	death a man, living in-girlment Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocrypals. It's the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible, and we try not to be jerks about it.
0:32.6	My name is Chris Sims. With me, as always, is the other set set of footprints Benito Serrano.
0:38.0	That's right.
0:42.3	Your humble Sons of Thunder are back and experiencing a little bit of deja vu.
0:47.9	Yeah, this all seems incredibly familiar, I have to say.
0:53.6	If I can allow you to peek behind the curtain, if I can remove the scales from your eyes so that you might see,
1:03.1	we recorded this entire episode yesterday and lost it. Yep. Yep. Like Enoch and Brian O'Connor, it ascended to heaven. It has not left a trace on this earth. But fortunately, I have done my
1:10.1	best to forget everything we talked about, which I usually
1:14.0	do, but I usually wait until after I finished editing.
1:16.8	Yeah, sure.
1:17.8	I definitely did a very good running gag goof on the chipmunks thing again.
1:27.3	Pretended that that happened.
1:30.0	Not sad to lose that.
1:32.3	TVQH.
1:33.3	Here, this is fresh.
1:34.9	Here we go.
1:35.8	So welcome back, everyone.
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