Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, tell me, Tommy.

Do yourself a favour.

Come and work for us.

The glittering prizes and endless compromises

shatter the illusion of integrity.

So do you want to come and work for us? You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?

Track one, Side One, The Hemisphere's album by Rush.

Do yourself a favour and download it.

Delete one of your Dido tracks.

I don't follow you.

Let me put it in plain English.

I don't dance to Dido, dude.

I know there was a lot of D's in there before you say anything.

TBTL.

Wow, you're really good at puzzles.

I did them all the time as a kid.

As my mom used to say, when you're doing a puzzle, it's like having a thousand friends.

Do you have any types of food for dogs who are afraid of spiders? It dry, it literally, like, if I'm not wearing a good outfit, I can't sing a good song. Look, man, you know your stuff, but you're like a crazy volcano. You have to show me you can bring it down a notch. I'll bring it down a thousand notches if I have to. Eh, tomato, tomato. It's tomato tomato tomato.

You say tomato tomato, tomato.

I say tomato tomato.

In a few hours, you're going to be smarter than anyone you've ever met.

All right.

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